Brother ILA's OFFICIAL CELESTIAL PROCESSING OFFICE • EST. ∞
Get Your Afterlife Passport.Your fate awaits you.
Submit your mortal likeness for an entirely unofficial, mildly invasive evaluation of your eternal prospects.
Begin celestial processing
Choose a clear portrait. The living are notoriously hard to scan.
JPG, PNG OR WEBP • YOUR PORTRAIT DISAPPEARS WHEN THIS SESSION ENDSSAMPLE ISSUE
This is what the Reaper delivers.
Your portrait, your name, a ridiculous fate, and a passport worth sharing.

826souls processed and counting
01 Upload your portrait02 Choose your evaluation03 Receive your passport