Brother ILA's OFFICIAL CELESTIAL PROCESSING OFFICE • EST. ∞

Get Your Afterlife Passport.Your fate awaits you.

Submit your mortal likeness for an entirely unofficial, mildly invasive evaluation of your eternal prospects.

Begin celestial processing

Choose a clear portrait. The living are notoriously hard to scan.

JPG, PNG OR WEBP • YOUR PORTRAIT DISAPPEARS WHEN THIS SESSION ENDS
SAMPLE ISSUE

This is what the Reaper delivers.

Your portrait, your name, a ridiculous fate, and a passport worth sharing.

Example Afterlife Passport with a theatrical Grim Reaper illustration
826souls processed and counting
01 Upload your portrait02 Choose your evaluation03 Receive your passport